Peasant Green

"I don't know, Chin-Li. I woke up this morning and found it in the middle of the rice field."

"Dude - Is That My Sandwich???"

Another inviolate rule of estate sales - remove the couch potato before snapping pictures of the couch. Also...

...No Dagwoods allowed on the furniture.

Ron Jeremy's Draining the Liquor Cabinet!

Sometimes even aging porn stars can look classy...

Never Used (for Stargazing)

Comes with free bottle of baby oil and a washcloth.

Magic Mirror On the Wall...

Two recommendations:

1. Never ever "antique" a mirror, and
   
2. Get the f*cking boxes out of the way before taking the picture!

Burn Vic

"What a lovely antique doll. Let me take a closer look..."

"HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!"

"Gee Our Old LaSalle Ran Great..."

The plastic flowers just got back from the cleaners...

"I Love You..."

Somebody skinned Barney and turned him into a Barcalounger.