The Romulans at Home

The set for the newest crappy Star Trek fan film.

"Take Her to...THE LUBRITORIUM!!!"

I wonder if I can get one of these added to my garage?

"Guess What My Mom Does!"

Nice of them to add the button, just in case we were unsure.

Moses Says, "Have Some Candy!"

Or is it Gandalf, imploring us not to smoke? It's so hard to tell these days.

Toro!

No house is complete without a steamin' mad velvet bull.

The Brain Damaged Dog

It's that cheap food from China what does it.

The Boob Dresser

Just the sort of thing you want the kids to find as they go through Grampa's house.

Deer, Deer.

Estate sale people having a little spot of fun with decapitated animals.

Creepy. Just...Creepy.

"And this is me and my two sisters staring out at you from a pool of "Exorcist" pea-soup vomit. Happy birthday. Now hang it someplace."

Red Light District

Pictures like this always make me think, "Who saw these in a store and said, 'These would be perfect in the living room?'"

We All Need More Rumping.

This should be the picture on Wikipedia's "Rumpus Room" page. I imagine some serious rumping took place in here over the years.

"This Song Makes Me Sick!"

I don't care if it's not barf; it looks like it is.

When Ya Got It, Flaunt It

It's nice to see a girl who's confident...

The Fez Brothers

Nothing says, "I'm racially insensitive!" like these lamps.

My Dinner with Adolph

Perhaps this sends too strong a signal...

The Opposite of Harvey

6 feet of carrot munching terror.

Terminate Apartheid!

Don't worry...it'll be back.

Bleak House

Thomas Kinkade meets Stephen King.

Nice Pair

This is why France can't win a war.

Foreigner: Head Stains

Gramma's Clairol #5 had more staying power than she imagined...

Pig Nipples.

I don't know how to say it any better. Pig nipples.

Pieta Breakfast Nook

Designed by Chef Michelangelo himself!

I'm a Big Fan, Part II

"I don't like throw pillows."

I'm a Big Fan!

For use in case of excessive afternoon heat. In Spain.

Inquisition Lamp

Furnishing by Torquemada

Clock Nuts

Insert witty "brass balls" comment here.

Bette Davis Glass Eyes

"Dear Stephen King; I have one of your dolls. Promise to burn every copy of Tommyknockers and I will return it unharmed."

Class All the Way

Nothing classes up a study like a wooden toilet planter. Unless of course you decide to line your bookshelf with contact paper left over from 1974.

Don't You Dare!

Yes, your parrot is about to take a dump on your fine Chippendale furniture.

Shake That Zebra!

And then hang it on the wall in your rumpus room.

All Dolled Up

"In Russia, this IS what happy doll looks like."

"I Do!"

Flowers by FTD, pots & pans by Revereware.

Le Pew!

This collection stinks.

Pimpin' and Hoin'

The complete set for one low price!

Ewwww!

Ah, the sweat of a hundred football games. And, apparently, several ounces of dried skin.