And Drew Bledsoe

It would appear that this sofa has exsanguinated into the carpet.

Just a Sample...

I think these are Pirate Stools. I really do.

Shrooms

Fortunately the bright gold carpet draws attention away from the bizarre mushroom lamps.

So Many Bad Decisions

You did, however, manage to succeed in finding a group of furnishings that utterly fail to complement each other in any earthly way, and for that we applaud you.

Buffet of Mirrors

For when you just can't get enough of yourself.

The Green Just Kept On Coming...

It's not easy to find bright green drapes to match your moss green carpet, as this photo amply demonstrates.

LAMPSLAMPSLAMPS!!!

"For the love of God, Marci, I need more lamps!!! AAAAAAGH!"

Klingon Kutlery

For maintaining your honor at all holiday family gatherings.

Jan Brady Lives Here

Marcia has the nice lamp.

Oprah's Mirror

See what you looked like from the doctor's point of view...

Handy to Have

I get them from the same place I get my Beer Goggles.

All the Better to Eat You With...

...If I may be so bold as to end a sentence with a preposition. And to sever your jugular.

Fish Heads, Fish Heads...

Hello, ladies...

Dead Kennedys

Is any house truly complete without a set of dead President throw rugs? I think not.

The Burnt Umber Room

Credit must be given...how often do you see rug matching bedspread matching wall paint matching drapes?

Hermetically Sealed

This one's a twofer: plastic wrapped lampshade AND hideous gold chair. Is it my birthday?

I Like to Watch...

I know they probably just set this here for the estate sale photo, but I'd like to picture Gramma cooking Sunday brunch with a ceramic head staring her down.

Head Frames

Fist rule of Fight Club: Never collect porcelain.

Time for Fruit?

From the Rachael Ray collection.

"Is That My Colon?"

...Or is this a French whorehouse?

Fangs for the Memory

If ever there has ben a native mask in need of quality orthodonture...

Big Hot Mess in a Gilded Frame

Not only is this the biggest piece of What the Fuh we've seen in ages, but it's GINORMOUS!!!

A Picture Challenge

Pick out the lady of the house's favorite exercise equipment.

Ceramic-Induced Type II Diabetes

Ack! Kack! Bawrf!

Sometimes You Just Can't Resist a Meme

The Chair Meeting

When so many diverse seating implements are gathered in one spot, they must be up to no good.

The King of Klocks!

It's always lunch time in Graceland.

What's a "Huttle?"

And why do these things come in a can?

Hey Hey! We've Got The Monkees' Credenza

Fortunately they chose linoleum to match.

Oh...Much Better!

Sometimes closeups are not the way to go.

Yo, Dawg!

Introducing: the Internet Meme.

What the Hell are These?!?

I mean seriously...what the hell are these?!?

Sofa King Ugly

At what point did someone look at this in the Sears showroom and say, "Gotta have it!?"

It's the Little Details...

For the love of God, clean your sink before you take photos. I'd die of embarass...uh...oops.

"Does Anyone Else Smell Fish?"

No decor is considered complete without the obligatory flounder painting.

Blue, nonetheless.

Stamp of Approval

I think these were used in the Soylent Green Cookbook.

Golden Whores

From the Precious Moments "Harlot" collection.

Miss Clairol Number 42

Gramma should have waited for the haircolor to dry before sitting down to watch "Matlock."

Oh, the Pants...the Pants!

The 70's just threw up all over my clothes.

Skinning Narf

The best use for orange Muppet fur?

Honoring the Fallen

It's the little people who help win a war.

Looming Lamps

I wake up every morning with a feeling of dread...

Specially Designed...

...for your discomfort.

Tacky?

Um...I don't even think these are old enough to be considered "quaint." Nice watermelon.

What?

OK - I can see a yellow plastic goat, Zippo lighter, naked Kewpie Doll and various Red Rose Tea figurines fetching $65, but what the hell is this thing?!?!

Really? What the hell is it?!?!?

Complete with Cardboard Applicator!

Tampon lamps. I swear to God - tampon lamps.