Clock Nuts

Insert witty "brass balls" comment here.

Bette Davis Glass Eyes

"Dear Stephen King; I have one of your dolls. Promise to burn every copy of Tommyknockers and I will return it unharmed."

Class All the Way

Nothing classes up a study like a wooden toilet planter. Unless of course you decide to line your bookshelf with contact paper left over from 1974.

Don't You Dare!

Yes, your parrot is about to take a dump on your fine Chippendale furniture.

Shake That Zebra!

And then hang it on the wall in your rumpus room.

All Dolled Up

"In Russia, this IS what happy doll looks like."

"I Do!"

Flowers by FTD, pots & pans by Revereware.

Le Pew!

This collection stinks.

Pimpin' and Hoin'

The complete set for one low price!

Ewwww!

Ah, the sweat of a hundred football games. And, apparently, several ounces of dried skin.