Creepy. Just...Creepy.

"And this is me and my two sisters staring out at you from a pool of "Exorcist" pea-soup vomit. Happy birthday. Now hang it someplace."

The Opposite of Harvey

6 feet of carrot munching terror.

Pig Nipples.

I don't know how to say it any better. Pig nipples.

Bette Davis Glass Eyes

"Dear Stephen King; I have one of your dolls. Promise to burn every copy of Tommyknockers and I will return it unharmed."

All Dolled Up

"In Russia, this IS what happy doll looks like."

All the Better to Eat You With...

...If I may be so bold as to end a sentence with a preposition. And to sever your jugular.

Fangs for the Memory

If ever there has ben a native mask in need of quality orthodonture...

"Does Anyone Else Smell Fish?"

No decor is considered complete without the obligatory flounder painting.

Blue, nonetheless.

Looming Lamps

I wake up every morning with a feeling of dread...

Give to the Children!

Sally Struthers if she were made of plastic and was really small. Neither of which is very likely.

"Clowns. Why'd It Have to be Clowns?"

This clown has the meatiest neck I've ever seen. Ever.

Heeeeeeer's Johnny!

Always prudent to keep a painting of your stalker hanging on your paneling.

Howdy!

"Now where the hell did I put that severed puppet head?"

Gnome More Room!

Oh yes; they laughed when I proposed the Gnome Sterilization Project...

Heinous & Andy

The long-term effects of dry leprosy on snowmen.

Oh Mother...The Blood! The Blood!

Please tell me that's red paint. Please?

Hello, Dali!

If Thomas Kinkade and Salvadore Dali had a love child, and it became a crappy painter.

Clown Head

Voted "Most Popular" at Clown College

Mother Drank...

...and apparently ran naked through crowds of bald men after lighting her head on fire.