Creepy. Just...Creepy.

"And this is me and my two sisters staring out at you from a pool of "Exorcist" pea-soup vomit. Happy birthday. Now hang it someplace."

"Clowns. Why'd It Have to be Clowns?"

This clown has the meatiest neck I've ever seen. Ever.

Heeeeeeer's Johnny!

Always prudent to keep a painting of your stalker hanging on your paneling.

Our Savior - Now in IMAX 3D!

Like "Toy Story," Jesus is just plain better in 3D.

Dot's Nice

Nice boots. Nice legs. Nice gaystache. All the rest can go.