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Thursday, December 3, 2009

Monday, November 2, 2009

Stainmaster


Apparently Gramma suffered from Dippity-Do buildup.

From Bad...


From Pottery Barn's Chaos Collection.

...To Worse


The addition of a mirror apparently multiplies ugly geometrically.

Creepshow


"Yessir, ladies and gentlemen; this mirror can make any room look like a horror movie!"

"He's Dead?!?"


If Liberace were reincarnated as a chair.

And matching carpet.


Return of the Plastic Flowers


Ain't nothin' a hunk o' plastic flowers can't perty up.


Mary Had a Little Lamb


I'd like to think the juxtaposing seen here was done for the comedic value, but I'm not putting any money on it.


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Guest Room


Gramma don't live here no more...

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Hello, Dali!


If Thomas Kinkade and Salvadore Dali had a love child, and it became a crappy painter.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Clown Head


Voted "Most Popular" at Clown College

"Do You See Anything You Rike?"


You have to admire the confidence of someone who decorates their living room to look like the reception room at a Japanese whorehouse.

"Meet Me In My Quarters, Yeoman."


From the Gene Roddenberry collection. I'm sure I saw this in "Mirror, Mirror."

Mother Drank...


...and apparently ran naked through crowds of bald men after lighting her head on fire.

The Horror...The Horror...


Should anyone be buying great-gramma's old vibrator?


Tranny George?


Newly unearthed evidence supporting the claim that George Washington was not only our first president, but also our first cross-dresser.


Sunday, September 27, 2009

Projects for Shut-Ins


What could possibly be wrong with…wuh...wait…are those Popsicle sticks? And marbles?!?


Call the Cable Company...


"Honey! The bed's getting bad reception again!"


Have a Lousy Goddam Christmas.


Can it get any more festive???


Saturday, September 19, 2009

The Stuff of Nightmares


Howdy Doody, some crack baby, and a vaguely offensive Indian.


Don't Let Gramma Know!

Ah...what a lovely picture of Gramma. Uh...wait a minute...are those cows...HUMPING?!?!?


Why...yes, as a matter of fact they are!

Sunday, September 13, 2009

But the Flowers Are Lovely...


An unbeatable combination: food, dinnerware, and a big yellow sewage pipe.


Thursday, September 10, 2009

Friday, September 4, 2009

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Peasant Green


"I don't know, Chin-Li. I woke up this morning and found it in the middle of the rice field."


Saturday, August 29, 2009

"Dude - Is That My Sandwich???"

Another inviolate rule of estate sales - remove the couch potato before snapping pictures of the couch. Also...


...No Dagwoods allowed on the furniture.

Ron Jeremy's Draining the Liquor Cabinet!


Sometimes even aging porn stars can look classy...


Thursday, August 20, 2009

Never Used (for Stargazing)


Comes with free bottle of baby oil and a washcloth.


Magic Mirror On the Wall...


Two recommendations:
  1. Never ever "antique" a mirror, and
  2. Get the f*cking boxes out of the way before taking the picture!

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Burn Vic

"What a lovely antique doll. Let me take a closer look..."




"HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!"


"Gee Our Old LaSalle Ran Great..."


The plastic flowers just got back from the cleaners...


"I Love You..."




Somebody skinned Barney and turned him into a Barcalounger.


Robot of Doom!




They actually had this monstrosity sitting in their living room. I think it might be what ultimately killed them.


Thursday, August 6, 2009

They're Cuckoo!


A lovely scroll work clock, complete with 1988 yearbook picture.


Note the generous cleavage and Alfalfa hairdo:

How?


Nothing celebrates Native American culture better than butt-ugly, plastic covered lamps.