Moses Says, "Have Some Candy!"

Or is it Gandalf, imploring us not to smoke? It's so hard to tell these days.

Toro!

No house is complete without a steamin' mad velvet bull.

The Brain Damaged Dog

It's that cheap food from China what does it.

The Boob Dresser

Just the sort of thing you want the kids to find as they go through Grampa's house.

Deer, Deer.

Estate sale people having a little spot of fun with decapitated animals.

Creepy. Just...Creepy.

"And this is me and my two sisters staring out at you from a pool of "Exorcist" pea-soup vomit. Happy birthday. Now hang it someplace."

Red Light District

Pictures like this always make me think, "Who saw these in a store and said, 'These would be perfect in the living room?'"

We All Need More Rumping.

This should be the picture on Wikipedia's "Rumpus Room" page. I imagine some serious rumping took place in here over the years.