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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Fright Night


"Yes children...once a year, near the end of December, a bearded transvestite will crawl down our chimney, stuff you in a sack and sell you to child pornographers in Thailand. And if you're nice you might get a Transformer."




Where Does the Bed End...

...and the wall begin???



Not to mention the twisted animal drawings over the beds...



"The Ambassador is in the Green Room, Mr. President."


OK - which is worse: the dangerously hideous green wallpaper, or the dyspeptic cat hanging in the gilded frame?