Specially Designed...

...for your discomfort.

Tacky?

Um...I don't even think these are old enough to be considered "quaint." Nice watermelon.

What?

OK - I can see a yellow plastic goat, Zippo lighter, naked Kewpie Doll and various Red Rose Tea figurines fetching $65, but what the hell is this thing?!?!

Really? What the hell is it?!?!?

Complete with Cardboard Applicator!

Tampon lamps. I swear to God - tampon lamps.

Give to the Children!

Sally Struthers if she were made of plastic and was really small. Neither of which is very likely.

Pretty Cool

OK - I included this because actaully it's a pretty cool lamp, and I wanted you to see it.

Natural Habitat

The Pink Flamingo in nature.

Barrel O' Fun

How to increase the Fun Index of 2 barrel chairs? Add barrel end tables, of course!