And Drew Bledsoe

It would appear that this sofa has exsanguinated into the carpet.

Just a Sample...

I think these are Pirate Stools. I really do.

Shrooms

Fortunately the bright gold carpet draws attention away from the bizarre mushroom lamps.

So Many Bad Decisions

You did, however, manage to succeed in finding a group of furnishings that utterly fail to complement each other in any earthly way, and for that we applaud you.

Buffet of Mirrors

For when you just can't get enough of yourself.

The Green Just Kept On Coming...

It's not easy to find bright green drapes to match your moss green carpet, as this photo amply demonstrates.

LAMPSLAMPSLAMPS!!!

"For the love of God, Marci, I need more lamps!!! AAAAAAGH!"