Klingon Kutlery

For maintaining your honor at all holiday family gatherings.

Jan Brady Lives Here

Marcia has the nice lamp.

Oprah's Mirror

See what you looked like from the doctor's point of view...

Handy to Have

I get them from the same place I get my Beer Goggles.

All the Better to Eat You With...

...If I may be so bold as to end a sentence with a preposition. And to sever your jugular.

Fish Heads, Fish Heads...

Hello, ladies...