Golden Whores

From the Precious Moments "Harlot" collection.

Miss Clairol Number 42

Gramma should have waited for the haircolor to dry before sitting down to watch "Matlock."

Oh, the Pants...the Pants!

The 70's just threw up all over my clothes.

Skinning Narf

The best use for orange Muppet fur?

Honoring the Fallen

It's the little people who help win a war.

Looming Lamps

I wake up every morning with a feeling of dread...

Specially Designed...

...for your discomfort.

Tacky?

Um...I don't even think these are old enough to be considered "quaint." Nice watermelon.

What?

OK - I can see a yellow plastic goat, Zippo lighter, naked Kewpie Doll and various Red Rose Tea figurines fetching $65, but what the hell is this thing?!?!

Really? What the hell is it?!?!?

Complete with Cardboard Applicator!

Tampon lamps. I swear to God - tampon lamps.

Give to the Children!

Sally Struthers if she were made of plastic and was really small. Neither of which is very likely.

Pretty Cool

OK - I included this because actaully it's a pretty cool lamp, and I wanted you to see it.

Natural Habitat

The Pink Flamingo in nature.

Barrel O' Fun

How to increase the Fun Index of 2 barrel chairs? Add barrel end tables, of course!