Projects for Shut-Ins

What could possibly be wrong with…wuh...wait…are those Popsicle sticks? And marbles?!?

Call the Cable Company...

"Honey! The bed's getting bad reception again!"

Have a Lousy Goddam Christmas.

Can it get any more festive???

The Stuff of Nightmares

Howdy Doody, some crack baby, and a vaguely offensive Indian.

Don't Let Gramma Know!

Ah...what a lovely picture of Gramma. Uh...wait a minute...are those cows...HUMPING?!?!?

Why...yes, as a matter of fact they are!

But the Flowers Are Lovely...

An unbeatable combination: food, dinnerware, and a big yellow sewage pipe.

Unresolved Issues

The perils of Continuing Education art classes.

"Hey, Little Kids...Come Into My Tree and I'll Give You Some Cookies..."

Not bad...$140 for the ugliest goddam piece of pottery on the face of the Earth.