"Wanna Make That a Breakfast Combo?"

Who wouldn't want a giant hash-brown rug???

Nice Pair!

Now why would anyone want to keep a pair of beauties like this hidden away in the garage?!?

Aw, C'mon!

OK - Bedspread or wallpaper...which regretable choice was made first?

Oooh...Shiny!

None of this means anything to me other than the hideous shiny wallpaper. And the mirror-lined mini bar. And the black garbage bags on the floor.

"Clowns. Why'd It Have to be Clowns?"

This clown has the meatiest neck I've ever seen. Ever.

You Put the Lime in the Coconut...

Now all we need is some salt and a bigass bottle of tequila.

Heeeeeeer's Johnny!

Always prudent to keep a painting of your stalker hanging on your paneling.

Sack-O-Ducks

K-Tel presents: Sack-O-Ducks!

Jungle Madness

A rare pre-production painting from "Avatar."

Howdy!

"Now where the hell did I put that severed puppet head?"